A guy walks past a mental hospital and from behind the walls hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."
The man spots a hole in the wall. Curious, he looks through the hole. A big fat finger pokes him in the eye. The moaning voice then groans "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."
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Thursday, Feb. 12 - 2:15 p.m.
Six and a wakeup.
Thanks to some arm twisting and finagling
by Kathryn, they did blood testing early at the doctor’s office instead of waiting until Monday.
She’s hoping that if levels of red and white blood cells and platelets prove to be too low that there will still be time to get the necessary transfusions without delaying my last chemo session.
She’s hoping that if levels of red and white blood cells and platelets prove to be too low that there will still be time to get the necessary transfusions without delaying my last chemo session.
LATER
Kathryn’s instincts were right.
Everything was in the cellar. Transfusions set for tomorrow. With luck, the
final poisoning of yours truly will begin on time next week.
Friday, Feb. 13 – 6:13 p.m.
Five and a wakeup.
Kathryn and I hit the IV Center at 10:30
a.m, clutching a basket of Valentine’s Day flowers for the staff. It had a
little dog made of white flowers set in the center and was a big hit. Spent the
rest of the day getting transfusions of red blood cells, platelets and a shot
to boost production of white blood cells.
Exhausted by the time I got home, which
is ridiculous. After all, the only thing I did was sit in a lazy-boy type chair
all day watching episodes of Breaking Bad while they pumped me full of good
stuff.
Saturday, Feb. 14 – 9:48 a.m.
Four and a wakeup.
The day did not begin well. Woke up with
a nose bleed that wouldn’t quit. I’m wondering if maybe blood levels are still
too low, despite yesterday’s treatment. After checking with the doctor, I
skipped taking my daily dose of Ecotin and Plavix – both blood thinners. It
seemed to help and after a time the nose bleed subsided.
Very tired and listless, despite a
self-administered injection of B-12. Sick in the afternoon, but felt a little
better in the evening.
Sunday, Feb. 15 – 9:17 a.m.
Three and a wakeup.
No nose bleeding, although the weariness
and sickness persists. The doctor has ordered more tests for Monday in advance
of the scheduled start of the final three-day chemo treatment on Tuesday.
Monday, Feb. 16 – 7:58 a.m.
Two and a wakeup.
Groan… Blood tests showed that all the
levels were still dangerously low. Dr. Tomeski ordered more transfusions of red
blood cells and platelets, plus the white blood cell injection. It didn’t end
until well after 5 p.m.
Exhausted, but of good cheer. Tuesday,
after six really loooonnnngggg months, they’ll start pumping me full of
Adriatic Carpet Cleaner for the last time.
Tuesday, Feb. 17 – 8:15 a.m.
One and a wake up.
Rise and shine, baby. The end is in
sight.
LATER: 4:59 p.m.
Well, shit, you hear me? Shit.
All the blood levels were still in the
toilet. Multiple transfusions commenced. Chemo has been rescheduled for next
week to give my body time to replenish the fluids naturally.
So, in one swell foop, I went from one
and a wake up to eight and a wake up.
Bummer.
Double bummer: Stricken with severe pain
in my lower back and legs Apparently it is one of the possible side effects
from platelet transfusions – something I hadn’t experienced before. They dosed
me with Tylenol plus an injection of Darvon.
Eventually, the pain diminished, but not
the low spirits brought on by the delay.
Wednesday, Feb. 18 – 9:14 a.m.
Seven and a wakeup.
Back and leg pains returned about 3 a.m.
Hurt enough to keep me awake most of the night. Finally pain medication and
exhaustion took over and I fell asleep.
LATER
Sick all day and still bummed out.
Thursday, Feb. 19 – 10:22 a.m.
Another bad night with little sleep.
Woke up feeling down again. Geesh, man,
what the clot’s the point? Okay, I knew very well that even after the last
chemo session the fight was far from over and that the danger of cancer would
still be hanging over my head. Plus there’s months of tests and rehab ahead.
The doctor says it’ll be a year before the last of the poisons are cleared out
of my system.
But after I drank a hot cup of chocolate
protein and soy milk, my energy levels started to pick up.
And then I remembered a story Chris
Bunch – my late writing partner – used to tell. Before he was sent to Vietnam (Chris
was in Special Forces) he went through jungle warfare training at Fort Sherman
in Panama. The guys called it Snake Eaters’ School.
The training was brutal. The final exam –
so to speak – was a mock escape mission through enemy territory in some of the
nastiest jungles and swamps of Panama. It was grueling trek that lasted many
days. They were given limited supplies and were forced to live off the land,
catching, killing and then eating – raw and cold – whatever they could find.
(In real life, cooking fires would be a sure giveaway.)
Chris and the others were told that the
mission would end at a beach, where rubber boats would be waiting to take them
to a ship just offshore where they’d enjoy hot showers, hot chow, clean clothes
and cold beer.
“We all kind of fixated on that beer,”
Chris said. “Talking about just how cold and thirst killing it’d be. And we all
told tall tales about double throw down beer busts we had enjoyed and took bets
on just how fast each of us could down that first bottle of brew.”
Finally, they fought their way out of
the jungle and found themselves on the promised beach. White sand stretching to
the blue waters of Limon Bay.
“But guess what,” Chris said. “There
wasn’t a boat in sight, rubber or otherwise.”
The sergeant in charge looked puzzled. Shaking
his head, he glassed the empty ocean, then got on the radio to see what was
what. Then he turned to the ragged, filthy, group assembled on the beach and
informed everyone that ship wouldn’t be coming. Something urgent had come up
and it was no longer available for the mission.
But then he smiled and pointed along the
shoreline. And he explained that things weren’t that bad after all. About ten
miles down that nice soft beach was a great little tourist town, where they could
get temporary quarters, and food and beer while transportation was arranged to
take them back to Fort Sherman.
“Right there and then,” Chris said, “a
number of guys just gave the fuck up. They threw down their packs and said that’s
it. Even after all they’d been through and even though this was the final test,
they were done. They quit. And fuck a bunch of Snake Eaters’ School.”
Chris added, that of course, that was
whole point of the exercise. It was teach them that things were always apt to
go wrong in war and even after you pushed yourself to the extremes, you never
knew when you would be called on to push some more.
“What’d you do?” I asked, knowing the
answer but wanting to hear him tell it.
Chris shrugged and said, “Well, I
figured the beer in that little town would be just as cold, the food just as
hot and with a little luck we might even run into some pretty little girls.
“So, I picked up my pack and commenced
walking.”
… And so, after remembering that story and
reliving the telling in detail, I shouldered my mental pack and determined to
keep on, keep onin’ and on Monday I’ll be back to two and a wake up.
Wish me luck.
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In the depths of the Sixties and The Days Of Rage, a young newsman, accompanied by his pregnant wife and orphaned teenage brother, creates a Paradise of sorts in a sprawling Venice Beach community of apartments, populated by students, artists, budding scientists and engineers lifeguards, poets, bikers with a few junkies thrown in for good measure. The inhabitants come to call the place “Pepperland,” after the Beatles movie, “Yellow Submarine.” Threatening this paradise is "The Blue Meanie," a crazy giant of a man so frightening that he eventually even scares himself.
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